蚂蚁格格的网情网事

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1．我关机I Turned off the Computer
2．回收站The Recycle Bin
3．“十分”爱你Love You“ORe Jiao”(Ten Fen)
4．两份工作TwO Jobs
5．可爱的女孩A Lovely Girl
6．你是我的Youre Mine
7．肇事司机The Trouble—causing Driver
8．乌龟A Tortoise
9．墨镜的作用(1)The Role of Sunglasses{1)
10．墨镜的作用(2)The Rble of Sunglasses(2)
11．新羽绒服A New Down Jacket
12．规矩A Rule
13．追求美眉Chase after MM
14．键盘坏了The Keyboard Doesnt Work
15．星星Stars
16．生产力Productivity
17．你是哑巴啊?Are You Dumb?
18．男女平等Equality between Girls and Boys
19．移动鼠标Move the Mouse
20．环保电脑
An Environmentally Friendly Computer
21．方的和圆的
The Square ORe and the Round 0Re
22．　兼容Compatibility
23．一只名“猫”A Famous“Modem”
24．电子宠物猫An Electronic Pet Cat
25．热胀冷缩
Expand frOm Heat and Contract frOm Cold
26．恶梦Nightmare
27．钻石Diamond
28．我在家里上网Im Surfing Online at Home
29．我不是女孩lm Not a Girl
30．程序员A Programme卜
31．第99个男生The 99th Boy
32　你了解女^口马?Do You Understand Women?
33．没这个网站No Such Website
34．掉线了Off—line
35．证书The Certificate-
36．笔记本电脑Notebook PC
37．烧烤店The Barbecue Restaurant
38．笨“猫”The Foolish Cat(Modem)
39．电子圣诞贺卡Electronic Christmas Cards
40．哲学Philosophy
41．见光死Netpals Feel Disappointed after
Meeting
42．界面Interface
43．内存大The Stdrage Capacity Is Big
44．如此开心So Happy
45．新主页A New Homepage
46．　测谎软件Lie—detecting Software
47．救救我Help Me
48．高财生Gaocai Student
49．漂亮MM A Beautiful MM
50．电脑书籍Computer Books
51．格式化Format
52．石头The Stone
53．还珠格格Princess Huanzhu
54．别把“蛋”打破了Dont Break the“egg”
55．借书证Library Card
56．双核CPU Double CPU
57．多媒体Multimedia
58．好消息Good News
59．换座位Change Our Seats
60．重新格式化Re—format
61．谁更聪明?Who Is Cleverer?
62．屏保Screen Saver
63．RAM太小 RAM Is Small
64．下雨了吗?Is It Raining ?
65．未来的公司The Future Company
66．不兼容Incompatibility
67．你带钱了吗?Do You Have Money?
68．网络痴呆症Cyber—dementia
69．联想Association
70．网络真是太好了
The Internet IS So Wonderful
71．打字慢Tvpe Slowly
72．　网络是骗人的The Internet Is a Swindler
73．网络baby A Net—baby
74．吹牛TaIk Bull
75．是不是太孤独了?Are You Too Lonely?
76．点击Click
77．漂亮的网名Charming Net—name
78．处理过的照片The Pseudo Photo
79．都掉线了Nobody Surfs Online
80．花花公子Playboys
81．　网上购书Buy Books 0nline
82．见面之后After Meeting
83．私聊Chat Privately
84．　失败的网恋Unsuccessful Cyber—love
85．鱼翅Shark Fin
86．内存不足The Memow Isnt Big Enough-
87．谁动了我的电脑?
Who Entered MY Computer?!
88．改成绩Correct All My Marks
89．帅哥A Lady—killer
90．最优秀的男生The Most Excellent Boy
91．人见人爱Everyone Loves Me
92．长指甲Long Nails
93．电子商店The E—store
94．有病毒的光盘CD with a Virus
95呆头的考卷BlockheadS Exam Paper
96．OICQ病毒OICQ Virus
97．你的错Your Fault
98．免费上网Surf Online for Free
99．电脑保养
The Health Maintain of Computers
100．电脑综合症Computer Syndrome
101．等新来的Waiting for a Newcomer
102．娇艳的名字A Prettv Name
103．我替你去见他Meet Him Instead of You
104．看上去道貌岸然Look Santimonious
105．高凳子A High Stool
106．电子邮件地址E—mail Address
107．对我的电脑不忠
Be Disloyal to Mv Computer
108．上网的意图The Intention of Surfing Online
109．网恋Cyber—love
110．开机画面The Start—uD Picture
111．第二眼The Second Sight
112．坏女孩A Naughty Girl
113．小金库Private Savings
114．对天发誓Swear by God
115．电脑病毒Computer Viruses
116．免费下载Download Free
117．你的照片Your Photos
118．幸福的源泉A Source of Happiness
119．你妈妈有没有“猫”7
Does Your Mother Have a Modem?
120．在我之前没人爱过你吗?
Nobody Loved You before Me?
121．一阵奇怪的啸叫声ABurstofStrangeRoars
122．IP电话IP Telephone
123．现在就删除你Delete You Right Now
124．去YAHOO上找你的帽子吧
Look for Your Hat on YAHOO
125．我要去http：／／www．XXX．com
Im Heading for http：／／www．XXX．com
126．糟糕的网恋The AwfuI Cyber-love
127．倒霉小偷A Bad Lucky Thief
128．网络情人Cyber—lover
129．结了婚的男人Married Men
130．电脑一定是女性
Computers Must Be Female
131．漂亮女孩的脾气BeautifuI GirlsTemper
132．要先抬高价码Make a High Request First
133．和网友交往
Keep in Touch with the Netpals
134．网上说真话也没人相信
Nobody Believes Your Honesty Online
135．“我爱重庆”“l Love Chongqing”
136．敲回车Press“Enter”
137．电子宠物E—pet
138．1932年的劳斯莱斯
A 1932 Rolls—Royce
139．聪明的孩子A Clever Boy
140．惟有青岛啤酒There Is Only Qingdao Beer
141．世界末日The End of the World
142．我们聊聊LetS Have a Chat
143．我感到很难过I Feel Very Sad
144．编写应用程序Writing an Applied Program
145．网民A Netizen
146．行家之选The Choice of the Expert
147．对待电脑要像对待女朋友一样
Treat Your Computer as Your Girlfriend
148．自从我买了台电脑
Since I Bought a Computer
149．魔术师Conjurer
150．黑眼圈Dark Circles round Their Eyes
151．钟情于网络
Be in Deep Love with the Internet
152．网络故事A Cyber—story
153．我叫xxx@chatroom．com
Mv Name Is xxx@chatroom．com
154．对不起Sorry
155．拜倒在你的数据裤(库)下
I Fell to Your Data——base
156．许个愿吧!Make a Wish，Quickly!
157．回家太晚Go Home Too Late
158．冲浪高手A Surfing Master-mind
159．我被处分了I Was Punished
160．零用钱Pocket—money
161．桌面The Desktop
162．电脑死机了My Computer Doesnt Work
163．双击Press It Twice
164．整理桌面Tidy up My Desk
165．有鼠标吗?IS There a Mouse ?
166．先吃轮子Try Tires First
167．邋遢的网友AScruffyNetpal
168．CS游戏CS Games，
169．借点钱Please Lend Me Some Money
170．刮西北风Blow Northwest Wind
171．太忙了8e Very Busy
172．计算机测试The Computer Test
173．呵呵，机会来了
Ha-ha．HereS My Chance
174．一条大鱼A Big Fish
175．1T业IT Field
176．只允许你和男孩聊天
Only AIlow You to Chat with Boys
177．爱如潮水My Love IS like Tidewater
178．网上购物Go shopping Online
179．打911吧!Please Dial 911!
180．让我的脸看上去像电脑
Make My Face Look like a Computer
181．饿死病毒Starve the Virus to Death
182．(网恋)一半有结果，一半没结果
Half HitHalf Not
183．网上的美眉总是冲我乐
The Giris Always Smile upon Me Online
184．给你一个微笑：一)Give You a Smile：一)
185．我的眼前全是星星
Many Twinkling Stars in Front Of Me，
186．最新款的电脑The Up—to—date Computer
187．超级大网虫A Super—cyberworm
188．很棒的化妆品GFeat Makeup
189．乞讨网Beg．corn
190．捆绑式饭mying the Knot Food
191．电脑显示，没有这些东西The Goods
Dont Show Up on the Computer
192．如果我不上网If I Dont Surf Online
193．双胞胎中的一个有了备份文件
One of Twins Has a Back—uDCopy
194．美国来的病毒A Virus from America
195．公主Princess
196．和三个人一起聊
Chat with Three People Together
197．谁飞得更快?Which One Flies Faster?
198．养了个电脑宠物Raise an E—pet
199．她的Cache太4~Her“Cache”Is Too Small
200．真正的黑客A Real Hacker