奇趣短篇精选

一、异事奇闻 Marvellous Stories
　1. Woman Crowned Turkey-eating Champion
　37岁女子夺得吃火鸡大赛冠军
　2. Man Won't Shave until Bin Laden Caught
　抓不到本·拉登誓不刮胡须
　3. New York's Oldest Bartender Still Mixing Martinis at 90
　把调酒事业进行到底
　4. Womad Orders Bears Out of Her Kitchen
　老妇拍手大叫将熊吓跑
　5. Man Walks Miles wi山Bullet Wound in Head
　男子头部中弹后仍走3公里回家'····12
　6. US limo Driver Gets Big Tip from Rider—a Kidney
　幸运司机的无价小费
　7. Obedient German Fonows Sat-nav Orders，Crashes Car
　司机听从卫星导航系统竟撞进茅坑
　8. Texas Man Foils Burglary in Britain
　得州歌迷网上发现英国窃贼
　9. Three-year-old Buys Pink Convertible on Internet
　三岁男孩网上成功购得一辆敞篷汽车
　10. Topless Sunbathing,G-strings Banned on Paris Beach
　巴黎禁止日光浴者过分暴露
　11. Cell-phone Cameras Forbidden at Sydney Beaches
　悉尼海滩禁止手机拍照
　12. Panda Blog Opens in China
　大熊猫开博客
　13. 13-Year-Old Girl Is SMS Text Champion
　13岁女孩勇夺美国短信王
　14. Suspect Bites Police Dog
　嫌犯咬警犬
　15. Man Plummets 50 Feet to Grab Missing$20
　男子为捡20美元跳下50英尺高大桥
　16. Postcard Arrives in Ind.After 58 Years
　迟到58年的明信片
　17. Rhode Island Farmer Grows Giant Pumpkin at 1,502 Pomads
　罗得岛州农民培育出巨型南瓜
　18. World Strip Poker Champ Bares All After Win
　世界脱衣扑克赛冠军为慈善机构脱光赢奖金
　19. Widow Rented Rotary Phone for 42 Years
　老妇42年租用老式转盘电话
　20. Obese Mexican Outside for First Time in Five Years
　墨西哥巨胖男子5年来首度出门晒太阳
　21. Thieves Happier Than Police？
　小偷比警察“快乐”
二、奇思异想 Fatastic Ideas
三、“笨”贼一箩筐 “Awkward”Thieves
四、名人趣事 Anecdotes of Celebrities
五、动物妙趣 Amazing Animals
六、异样男女 Unusual Lovers
七、科技新知 New Discoveries
八、安知祸福 Fortune vs Misfortune