自序····/002
························· 《易经》中的性交文字——我也“五十以学易”····/004
························· 《战国策》记性交姿势····/009
························· 佛经中的性交文字····/012
························· 且且且且且····/014
························· 狂童之狂也,鸡巴!····/018
························· 记“阴茎异常勃起”····/021
························· 从犀牛看屌····/024
························· 政治与生殖器····/026
························· 谨防被阉——法院不可割人家的“那话儿”····/030
························· 长程射精的另一面····/033
························· 神仙也要小便的····/035
························· 不随他人说短长····/037
························· 生殖器引发的杂感——小题大做举例····/039
························· 生殖器关系的“积极好处”和“消极好处”····/043
························· 不要只抓老二!····/045
························· 也也也也也····/047
························· 记清朝后宫····/050
························· 头大·头大·两头大····/053
························· 屁股·屁股·翘屁股——有关屁股的一则笔记····/056
························· 陆小芬的乳房问题····/059
························· 准露奶头的德政····/062
························· 大义裸体····/064
························· 有奶没奶都是娘····/068
························· “好为妇人出脱”····/071
························· 论难养的····/073
························· 鞭子缠身可也!····/076
························· 王八一落千丈考····/079
························· 王八过敏症····/087
························· 营妓考····/092
························· 国民党与营妓——“军中乐园”的血与泪····/096
························· 国民党与“私窑子”····/136
························· 国民党“军中乐园”及其他····/138
························· 写在《雏妓哲学家》的后面····/142
························· 雏妓问题····/154