Chapter 1 恋爱中的酸甜苦辣
01 You’re over me?
你不在乎我了? .................................................................... 002
02 Hey, how you doin’?
嘿,你好吗? ........................................................................ 011
03 Missed you so much these last few months.
过去这几个月里,我一直都想着你。 .................................... 020
04 You roll another hard eight and we get married here tonight.
你要是还能掷出一个八点,我们今晚就在这里结婚。 ........... 029
05 Because if I go, it means I have to break up with you.
因为如果我走了,就意味着必须要和你分手。 ..................... 038
Chapter 2 互相扶持的小团体
06 I can’t believe you would do that for me.
真不敢相信你会为我这样做。 ............................................... 048
07 To my best bud.
致我最好的兄弟。 ................................................................. 057
08 Monica couldn’t tell time ‘till she was 13!
莫妮卡在13 岁之前都不会看时间! ..................................... 066
09 Everyone, this is Chandler!
各位,这是钱德勒! ............................................................. 075
10 My hugs are reserved for people staying in America.
我的拥抱只留给那些留在美国的人。 .................................... 084
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Chapter 3 微缩的职场百态
11 Look, my first pay check!
大家看,我的第一份薪水支票! ........................................... 094
12 Now, I can have milk every day.
现在我每天都可以喝牛奶了! ............................................... 102
13 I’m writing a holiday song for everyone.
我为大家写了首节日之歌 ...................................................... 111
14 Oh, they love your casserole.
哦,他们爱死你做的砂锅菜了。 ........................................... 120
15 Today’s my first lecture.
今天我要去上第一节课。 ...................................................... 129
16 “Boss Man Bing”
“宾大老板” ........................................................................ 138
Chapter 4 业余生活多姿多彩
17 I’m very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked.
谢天谢地,你们的感恩节都搞砸了! .................................... 148
18 Joey doesn’t share food.
乔伊不与人分享食物。 ......................................................... 158
19 It’s not a cat!
那可不是猫! ........................................................................ 168
20 I got a touchdown!
我触地得分啦! .................................................................... 178
Chapter 5 家是永远的港湾
21 If you need a little extra, you know where to find it.
就算你还需要一些钱,你知道哪里有钱啊。 ......................... 188
22 My dad’s proud of me!
我爸爸以我为荣! ................................................................. 198
23 So you are like my big sister.
你应该就是我的姐姐了。 ...................................................... 208
24 This is the moment my parents choose to tell me they’re getting
divorced.
我的父母选择了就在这个时候告诉我:他们要离婚了。 ....... 219
25 I just want it the way it was.
我只想一切都能回到原有的样子。 ....................................... 228
Chapter 6 各具特色的经典言论
26 Getting sick is for weaklings and for pansies!
只有弱不禁风的人和娘娘腔才会生病! ................................ 240
27 Because she’s your lobster.
因为她是你的龙虾。 ............................................................. 250
28 It’s my principle!
这是我的原则! .................................................................... 259
29 “Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl…”
“她的名字叫罗拉,她是个舞女……” ................................ 269
30 I’d be sad sure, but I wouldn’t cry.
我当然会伤心的,但我不会哭。 ........................................... 279
31 I have found my identical hand twin!
我找到了我的双胞胎手了! .................................................. 288