第一章 孩童笑话
001 The giraffe's neck 长颈鹿的脖子
002 Teacher is not as good 老师不如我
003 A little taller 高一点
004 What would God want with a dead dog 上帝要一只死狗干什么
005 Can I borrow your daughter 我能不能借用你的女儿
006 Take a short break 休息一会儿
007 I can throw better 比你扔得准
008 That's me 那是我
009 Will you accept the charges 你同意不同意付钱
010 A surprising reasoning 原来如此
011 Mom is always so busy 妈妈总是那么忙
012 Rabbit and python 兔子和大蟒
013 Just say what you hear mommy say 你听妈妈怎么说，你就怎么说
014 You used to be a bear 你以前是一只熊
015 I can see the diving board 我能看见跳水板
016 The kitten 小猫
017 I'll give you ten bucks 我给你们10块钱
018 Dad is five years old 爸爸5岁了
019 Disqualified doctor 不合格的医生
020 A tree's not much of a present 一棵树也算不上什么礼物
021 The wanted men 通缉犯
022 The future brother 未来的弟弟
023 Just have been there 刚去过
024 Please, make her stop 求求你，让她停下来
025 Call the dog in 把狗叫进来
026 It was drowned 它是淹死的
027 Where is God 上帝在哪里
028 My mother doesn't look like that either 我妈看起来也不是这样
029 Can't you read, either 你也不识字
030 Wrong guess 猜错了
031 Breast feeding 喂奶
030 Wrong guess 猜错了
033 I want my mommy 我要妈妈
034 Prediction 预见
035 A lifetime punishment 终生的惩罚
036 Practicing my trumpet 我在练习吹喇叭
037 That's my son 那是我的儿子
038 The best evidence 最好的证据
039 My mom also put me in stroller 我妈妈也把我放在手推车里面
040 Whose father is the fastest 谁的爸爸最快
041 A small trick 小花招
042 How's your arm broken 胳膊怎么断了
043 Blow a whistle 吹口哨
044 A young expert marksman 小神枪手
045 A gift for the teacher 送给老师的礼物
046 I guess this is That 我想这个是“那个”
047 This time he took the cage 这次它连笼子一起带走了
第二章 校园笑话
048 What tense 什么时态
049 The watch is not mine 这手表不是我的
050 You wake him up 你来摇醒他
051 Blame the teacher 怪罪老师
052 The high bridge 好高的桥
053 Truth 实话
054 Another cow 另一头牛
055 Good question 问得好
056 The most annoying 最让人烦恼的事
057 The responsibility 责任
058 A pig behind you 你后面的猪
059 The robber 强盗
060 I'm going left 我要左转了
061 David failed exam 大卫考试不及格
062 She's just swearing at her computer 她只是在诅咒她的电脑
063 The impolite behavior 不礼貌行为
064 The wonderful person 了不起的人
065 When the teacher comes 老师过来时
066 Honesty 诚实
067 I had no choice 我是没办法
068 There is something dirtier 还有更脏的
069 New continent 新大陆
070 A unique trick 绝招
071 They're just friends 它们只是朋友
072 Save Our Trees 节省树木
073 Shrink in proportion 按比例缩小
074 Have you seen her grades 你没看见她的成绩吗
075 Be prepared 准备
076 Lies 谎言
077 Singular and plural 单数和复数
078 Good news or bad news 好消息还是坏消息
079 First thing for president 总统的第一件事
080 The shortest composition 最短的作文
081 Ask for suggestions 请教
082 God didn't see you 上帝没看见你
083 Conditioned response 条件反射
084 When my hat is here, I'm here 我的帽子在这里，就是我在这里
085 Who is so noisy 谁在吵闹
086 African wild boars 非洲野猪
087 The proof 证明
088 Teacher announces test results 老师报成绩
089 A surprise visit 出乎意料的访问
090 Like father like daughter 有其父必有其女
091 Thirty years younger 年轻30岁
092 That record will stand forever 这个纪录永远不会被打破了
093 He doesn't hate you anymore 他不再恨你了
094 The oldest thing in my house 我家里最老的东西
095 Trust student better 比较相信学生
096 A secret 秘密
097 The correct answer 正确答案
098 Turn on the computer 开机
099 Which tire was flat 哪个轮胎破了
100 Principal's good memory 校长的好记性
101 My trick worked 我的办法奏效了
102 Beautiful mistake 美丽的错误
103 An expensive cell phone 高级手机
104 Hare was sleeping 兔子打瞌睡
105 Perfect 完全正确
106 Very serious about math 对数学绝不马虎
第三章 愚人笑话
107 Just arrived 刚到
108 It's too long 时间
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