第一章 超冷笑话
001 It's also raining ahead 前面也在下雨
002 Money in pants 裤子里的钱
003 Form a double line 排成两行
004 The room's getting smaller 这屋子变小了
005 The lawyer fees 律师费
006 History repeats itself 历史重演
007 A note 纸条
008 Smart investment 聪明的投资
009 He's a club member 他是俱乐部的会员
010 A burglar can't find me either 盗匪也找不到我
011 It makes sense 说得有道理
012 A personal question 一个私人问题
013 Told you so 告诉过你了
014 Want to borrow my car 要不要借我的汽车
015 Not tall enough 还不够高
016 Insufficient evidence 证据不足
017 Leave the color 把彩色留下
018 Youth with long hair 长发少年
019 Honey, so do I! 亲爱的,我也要!
020 Put your mommy on the phone 让你妈接电话
021 Why the cow has no horns 牛为什么没有角
022 David is not stupid 大卫并不愚蠢
023 A beggar's questions 乞丐的疑问
024 What does the ticket say 这票上怎么说
025 The stewardess 空姐
026 Room temperature 室温
027 Oh, Ohio 哦,俄亥俄
028 A good solution 好办法
029 First thing in the next world 下一个世界里看到的第一样东西
030 The judge and the witness 法官与证人
031 Two notes 两张字条
032 Reasoning 讲道理
033 Roaming charges 漫游费
034 Speak after counting to 100 数到100再说
035 That's the part of me he'll see 那就是他所能看见我的那部分
036 That's not my daughter 那不是我的女儿
037 Calling the boyfriend 打电话给男朋友
038 To look for it together 一起来找
039 An honest man 诚实的人
040 Old tradition and new technology 老传统和新技术
041 Mention name in the will 在遗嘱里提到名字
042 He wants to talk with you again 上帝还要和你说话
043 A sample of DNA DNA样本
044 Indians and radio 印度人和无线电
045 Earth 地球
046 Lubbock, Texas 得州鲁鲍克
047 I don't have this problem either 我也没有这些麻烦
048 How long have you been waiting 你在这里等多久了
049 What do I have to order 我该点什么
050 Make him a conductor 让他当指挥
051 It's also supposed to fly too 它还应该是能飞的
052 Hidden value 隐藏的价值
053 Bills still keep coming 账单还是不断寄来
054 That's how I stop the car too 我也是这样停车的
055 Money can speak 钱能说话
056 Dreaming 做梦
057 The eighty third 第83个
058 Computer crash 电脑死机
059 The scud 飞毛腿
060 Great talent 真本事
061 Four parrots 4只鹦鹉
062 A piece of whale meat 一块鲸鱼肉
063 The quota of a monkey 占猴子的名额
064 Not because I am stupid 不是因为我笨
065 Look familiar 挺面熟
066 Unable to sleep 难以入睡
067 An intelligent machine 智能机器
第二章 职场笑话
068 Not our own food 不是我们自己的食品
069 What do you want it to be 你想要它等于几
070 Don't want to pay 不想付钱
071 Coming or leaving 是来上班,还是回去
072 Free newspaper 免费报纸
073 Can pilots fly 飞行员会飞吗
074 Don't get around 不要绕道走
075 She's not yours 她不是你的
076 Break time 休息时间
077 As soon as you wake up 一醒过来
078 The real difference 真正的区别
079 Are you all right 你没事吧
080 The admission 录取
081 Experiences 经验
082 My dream job 我梦寐以求的工作
083 Good with people 与人相处良好
084 A complaint of a government officer 政府官员的抱怨
085 Eloquence training 口才训练
086 Package got lost 包裹寄丢了
087 Didn't do job right 工作没做好
088 The perplexed clerk 困惑的店员
089 I sold one lasagna 我卖了一份意大利宽面条
090 The other half 另外半个人
091 He doesn't have a basement 他还没有地下室
092 I got the job 我被录用了
093 A little trick 一个小花招
094 I'm not picky 我不是那种挑剔的人
095 Not at this address 查无此人
096 Secret code 密码
097 Unnecessary warning 不必要的警告
098 Is there another door 还有没有别的门
099 Was he fired 他被开除了吗
100 I won't hurt you 我不会伤害你
101 Wrinklefree 免烫
102 What is that for 那是干什么用的
103 Want a new car real bad 急需一辆新车
104 A double espresso 双料浓咖啡
105 The shortest runway 最短的跑道
106 How to send them a letter 如何给他们发一封信
107 Don't have time for girlfriend 没时间找女朋友
108 Get ready in ten minutes 在10分钟内准备好
109 I'll take all