偷梁换柱，天衣无缝。

dildo的知识，也是知识。

凡有关知识的事，都来不得半点的虚伪和骄傲。

难道有什么事可以来半点的虚伪和骄傲吗？

没有。

维基百科对dildo有非常科学技术的解说：

Definition:（定义）

A dildo is a sex toy, often explicitly phallic in appearance, intended for bodily penetration during self-administered masturbation or sex with a partner or partners.

（仿科技翻译：dildo是一种"性玩具"，通常为阳具形，用于手淫时，也用于与一个或多个伴侣的性活动。）

Description:（描绘）

A non-vibrating device, resembling the penis in shape, size, and overall appearance, is a dildo. Some people include vibrating devices in this definition.

（仿关键词翻译：非震动型器具，形状，大小，外观都与阴茎相似。也有人把震动型器具包括在内。）

Etymology:（辞源）

The word "dildo" originally referred to the phallus-shaped peg used to lock an oar in position on a dory (small boat). It would be inserted into a hole on the side of the boat, and is very similar in shape to the modern toy.

（仿解释性翻译：dildo原指一种阳具状楔子，可插在船边的小洞里，将船桨固定于船身。形状与阳具相似，现被用来称呼此类性玩具。）

当性是禁忌话题时，一个有关Dildo的暗示都可能引起冲动。但当性成为科学技术的话题时，大篇关于dildo的描写都不会引起冲动，最多只引起你对知识的敬畏……如果你能敬畏知识的话。对那些不敬畏知识的人来说，科学技术的话题只能引起他们的头疼。

当dildo成为商业话题时，顾客们关心的是产品的质量和价格：

（以下均为仿信达雅翻译）

某甲：This product is nice for on your own or if you partner is using it on you. I'm only allowed to buy toys that are smaller then my hubby……

（该产品无论是你自用还是由性伴侣为你使用都挺不错的。我丈夫只让我买比他那玩意儿小的性玩具……）

某乙：When I first received this item I thought it was going to be just what I needed and hoped it would be. Looked promising. Sadly, I don't think any toy can be as realistic as a human being……

（我刚收到该产品的时候，以为会如愿以偿，看上去也的确会令我如愿以偿，可惜，我认为没哪种性玩具能比男人的那玩意儿更逼真……）

某丙：I thought the size was really good, not too big as described in other reviews. In fact, I nearly didn't order it because of some of the negative reviews, but I loved it!!