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自序/ 001

Introduction

No.1  绝对不要自以为是/ 001

Never Assume That Which You Do Not Know

No.2  我家绝不容任何人侵犯/ 013

A Man's House Is His House

No.3  绝对要乖乖听话/ 025

It's Important to Behave Oneself

No.4  绝对不能欺骗他人/ 039

Do Not Be a Goddamned Liar

No.5  绝对不可小看一块钱的价值/ 051

It's Important to Know the Value of a Dollar

No.6  起哄务必看对象/ 065

Not Everyone's Balls Should Be Busted

No.7  凡事尽力，事若不成就得当机立断/ 079

Try Your Best, and When That’s Not Good Enough, Figure Something Out Quick

No.8  人不为己，天诛地灭/ 095

At the End of the Day, You Have to Make the Best Decision for Yourself

No.9  自信才能得到女人的心……不然至少可以得到身体/ 105

Confidence Is the Way to a Woman's Heart, or at Least into Her Pants

No.10  行为举止务必得体/ 117

Always Put Your Best Foot Forward

No.11  务必肯定自我的价值/ 129

You Have to Believe You’re Worth a Damn

No.12  务必活得认真/ 143

Focus On Living, Dying Is the Easy Part

No.13  绝对不要随便相信权威/ 153

Don't Be So Quick to Buy into What Authority Prescribes

No.14  孩子是父母永远的牵挂/ 169

You Never Stop Worrying About Your Children

No.15  家人是你一辈子的依靠/ 185

At the End of the Day, at Least You Have Family

No.16  务必珍惜互相依赖的感觉/ 201

Sometimes It’s Nice When People You Love Need You

No.17  务必用心倾听/ 215

You Have to Listen, and Don’t Ignore What You Hear

致谢！！！/ 227

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