当晚回家后，老爸问我事情经过，我就说已经宣读悔过书了，老师还谢谢我。

“很抱歉，我就得对你这么严格，我可不希望别人以后把你当做骗子、大浑球儿。你不是个骗子，而是个堂堂正正的人。现在给我回房间去，你被关禁闭了。”

★ 论“尊重他人隐私”

“还不快滚出去！我在办事。”

☆On Respecting Privacy

“Get the fuck outta here, I’m doing stuff.”

★ 论“表露恐惧”

“大家都夹着尾巴想落跑的时候，最容易看清一个人的真面目。至少可以看清楚夹着尾巴的屁眼，还有那条尾巴的鸟样子。”

☆On Showing Fear

“When it’s asshole-tightening time, that’s when you see what people are made of. Or at least what their asshole is made of.”

★ 论“儿童安全”

“不准碰刀子。你是绝对用不到刀子的……我不管，你就得学着用汤匙涂奶油！”

☆On Child Safety

“Don’t touch that knife, you never need to be holding a knife.... I don’t give a shit, learn how to butter stuff with a spoon.”

★ 论“假设性的问题”

“不可能，你再怎么假设，我都不可能去吃人，所以你可以停止胡扯这些情节了，懂吗？拜托，你是成天没事干，只能瞎掰这些烂问题吗？”

☆On Hypothetical Questions

“No. There’s no scenario where I’d eat a human being, so you can stop making them up and asking me, understood? Jesus, is this how you spend your day, just coming up with this shit?”